Wednesday, June 07, 2006
HAHA i stole this from 1M. lol thanks!

***
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
***
There were three men in a bar.
All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking.
One man said, ''So what's new in your life?''
The other responded,
''Well I just found out my son got a promotion.
He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive.
On top of that there's someone special in his life.
He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus.''
The other man says,
''My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down.
He bought his new love a new house on the beach.''
The third man comes back from the bathroom.
He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded,
''I just found out that my son is gay.
The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach.''
***
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said,
"Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied,
"Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked,
"Mummy why is my name Rose?"
she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said,
"BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY.
"The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."
***
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb,
and asked them to fill in the rest.

Here's what the kids came up with:
1. Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the... bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
4. Never underestimate the power of... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
7. No news is... impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust... me.
12. The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
13. An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
14. Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is... not much.
17. Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
18. None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
19. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
20. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
21. You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box
22. When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
23. There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
24. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.


This joke is NOT meant to be racist

Starting Young
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital
: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake,
and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea.
She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute,
while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers.
In the meantime,
the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said,
"Clean that up!"


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`` Majesty [Here I am] - Delirious?
`` My Redeemer Lives - Hillsong
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`` I Could Sing Of Your Love Forever - Delirious?
`` Till I See You - Hillsong United
`` God Is Great - Hillsong
`` Hear Our Praises - Hillsong
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`` Tell the World - Hillsong United
`` More than Life - Hillsong United
`` Let Everything That Has Breath - Singer unknown
`` Tell The World - Hillsong United
`` Everything That Has Breath (Praise Him) - Hillsong
`` Shout To The Lord - Hillsong
`` Consuming Fire - Tim Hughes
`` History Maker - Delirious?

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`` Stickwitu - The Pussycat Dolls
`` Behind This Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
`` Jesus Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood
`` Where Is The Love? - Black-Eyed Peas
`` Because Of You - Kelly Clarkson
`` Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson
`` The Tiki Room - Hilary Duff
`` Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows
`` Hakuna Matata - Disney
`` My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne
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